This makes it perfectly acceptable for children.Chinese factory laborers call jobs like Hunter’s “working the screws.” Until recently, the 34-year-old worked on the iPhone 14 Pro assembly line at a Foxconn factory in the central Chinese city of Zhengzhou. Parental advisory: This book contains a little sexual innuendo and lots of graphic comic violence. *Not to be confused with popular authors of the same names.ĭisclaimer: No cats were injured or neglected during the writing of this novel. Terry Pratchett: I could never make torture this funny.ĭouglas Addams: The one book I'm keeping in the afterlife.Įrnie Krantz (10th Grader): Reed OM iPad Nclass. Stephen King: Think Dante meets the Road Runner. When God arrives with a deadline for Pilgrim’s return, he enlists fellow fallen angels Screwtape, Azazel and the gender morphing Mephistopheles in a plot to corrupt Pilgrim’s soul before the deadline expires.īut don’t take our word. Lucifer can’t let Pilgrim continue to wreak happiness, but he can’t send him back untainted, either. Even worse, the damned start catching on, and set about making hell into the most enjoyable place of everlasting torment they can. Always polite and well-mannered, he makes Pollyanna seem like a prophet of doom. Unfortunately, Pilgrim makes the best of the worst possible experiences. Why waste a second chance to corrupt an innocent soul? He orders his subordinates to torture, degrade and humiliate Pilgrim until he promises to become evil if only it will ease the pain. Lucifer never considers sending him back. Lucifer’s future looks perfect, pitch black, until an administrative error sticks him with an innocent soul-an overweight optimist who calls himself Pilgrim and who believes he must be in hell to do good. The Supreme Butt In hasn’t pestered him in eons. Demons and damned scatter at the sound of his foot steps. A clueless optimist ruins a perfectly good hell.
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